true as fuck zodiac
  • aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini: crayola as fuck
  • cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo: cutest ever
  • virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra: weird as hell omg
  • scorpio: probably satan
  • sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  • capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces: even more crayola than gemini
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ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog

sushinfood:

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog

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Anonymous said: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

chickenstab:

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literally all i can see in this picture is

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I’M ON ME WAY

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Title: This Is Your Waylon On Drugs

Artist: Eddie Gluskin

Album:Outlast

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That gas is good stuff, man

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mecha-bun:

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

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"I’m gonna write tonight!!"
Me fucking lying to myself (via biological-splicer)

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westgordon:

Dear god,do you remember the man with green eyes?

westgordon:

Dear god,do you remember the man with green eyes?

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septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

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pittsburghpengwins:

WBS Penguins President/CEO and Vice President/CFO complete the ice bucket challenge with zambonis!

  • altair: makin my way downtown
  • beggar: plEASE SIR I'M POOR I'M SICK AND I'M HUNGRY
  • altair: walkin faster
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stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

define failed

ianre-d:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

define failed

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blackromney:

full movies on youtube

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“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”

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